i will never get sick of this
The Mini King of the Jungle
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it
it actually pisses me off so much that there’s the whole world out there, yet I’m just going to school every day. while I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering, and I feel like I’d learn so much more doing that instead, really.
life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
Still learning how to cat. It’s a slow process.
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT
i mean i would eat healthy food but do you remember that one time that adam and eve ate an apple in the garden of eden and doomed all of humanity so idk better not risk it
actual photo depiction of finals week at my school
when people correct ur grammar on the internet
MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A HAT